Wednesday, July 22, 2009

for bridge and rlday, who are the only people who read my blog even after it has remained dormant for, like, three months



I was sitting at my laptop in a sweatshirt and jeans IN JULY at 8:00am on a Wednesday procrastinating and hating this godforsaken corner of america that now apparently has 2 seasons: freezing fucking cold and disgusting sortof cold, WHEN I decided to google interior design porn. Who doesn't like creative porn on hump day? Anyway, there's this really amazing food porn site so, I figured maybe someone had done this with interior design. I was afraid (see: hoping) I would end up with like 57 bazillion porn results but instead since the googles is good at synonyms, a link to obscene interiors popped up. I thought it was pretty hilarious and then when I got to the end of the pictures Dave Eggers told me it was hilarious, so I knew that it definitely was hilarious and that I am brilliant and an aesthete. The guy who wrote it also has a blog which has thus far left me crying with laughter. Thank you, Justin Jorgensen for giving me the gift of laughter in the wake of the loss of Michael Jackson, if just for a few fleeting moments.

Monday, April 27, 2009

art makes legalese a little...easier

Aspirational rights and legal systems are complicated and often dry. We Are All Born Free takes the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, admittedly a fairly comprehensible document but not all that exciting if you aren't a lawyer or activist, and makes a colorful and engaging set of rights accessible even to children. Maira Kalman, an author, illustrator and designer is currently publishing monthly columns in the New York Times Op-Extra section online about American democracy. Her quirky, matter-of-fact observations about the history and current state of the American legal system add a dimension of humanity to the supreme and beauty to the mundane.


This children's book is appropriate for human rights advocates of all ages.

Each human right enumerated in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights is illustrated by a different artist. The proceeds from the sale of the book go to Amnesty International.


Maira Kalman is the author and illustrator of "And the Pursuit of Happiness"
about American democracy published in the New York Times.


After a visit to the Supreme Court, and the office of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Maira Kalman thinks about law, decision-making and women breaking barriers.



water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

Currently

reading: Choke by Chuck Palaniuk... between Choke and Fight Club I can't help but wonder how many sex-narcotics-alcoholics-etc anonymous meetings he has attended for "research" purposes.

thrilled about: free potable water and the end of that don't drink the water davematthews song looping in my brain! good riddance copepods and rotifers.
we can finally do this again:

celebrating: the 20th Anniversary of Sheff v. O'Neill

paranoid about: Swine Flu...ew, or should I say, oink

Friday, April 03, 2009

Everything is blooming most recklessly

elizabeth park, hartford, ct
march 15th or so

the roses are still a few months from blooming

but the greenhouse is in full effect


pineapple plant


bird of paradise flower


two lips

Thursday, April 02, 2009

because I am a 16 year old girl...




Ed Westwick
English actor best known for his role as Chuck Bass in the main cast on the American television series Gossip Girl. He is also the lead singer of the English indie rock band The Filthy Youth.

Monday, March 16, 2009

woody allen and wanderlust

I recently watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Actually, I watched it twice in one weekend. I have never been one to watch just any movie repeatedly and certainly never in such quick succession. Typically, I am easily bored upon the second viewing, however a few films are able to capture my attention time again. It met and exceeded my hopes for the film, proving to be the artsy, passionate and wine soaked romp in Barcelona that the trailers promised and reminding me of the the wit and quirk Woody Allen's omnipresent voice (which in this case comes in the form of Christopher Evan Welch* narrating) brings to his films. Allen never allows romance or idealism to bloom eternal or unblemished. I will say that the narration is a bit jarring at first but I came to the conclusion that the juxtaposition between the practical and omniscient voice of the narrator and the fantastical and naively impulsive characters created a compelling tension.
Penelope Cruz's performance alone could warrant a repeat vie
wing of the film. Without having seen the films that her fellow contenders for best supporting actress acted in, it is unfair of me to say that she surely deserved the Oscar but I can say that her wild eyed, hot and hot tempered, intensely emotional portrayal of Maria Elena is one of the most arresting performances I have ever watched and one of my favorite film characters.
The film was full of Spanish guitar and giant canvases dotted, daubed and splashed with ochre, searing white and fiery
red. The artwork featured in the film is that of Agusti Puig, a Catalan artist hailing from a small industrial town called Sabadell who has exhibited at galleries all over Spain, in London, New York City, Washington, D.C., France, Portugal, Japan and at esteemed international art fairs.

One of the most subtly sensuous and melancholy moments in the film takes place during a performance of Spanish guitar by Emilio de Benito.



To reign in the tempest of wanderlust and bohemian living that the film stirred up in me I have been listening to Rodrigo y Gabriela and taking paint to canvas despite not having the least idea what I am doing. Someone please make law school end so that I can flit about for a little while.

*Incidentally, Welch plays the role of the pastor in Synecdoche, NY, a film I absolutely must see again more so because I need to decide whether or not I loved it or was utterly bewildered by it. At least some of the bewilderment can be attributed to the fact that I dozed off somewhere in the middle of the film, which has far more to do with my own mild case of narcolepsy than the quality of the film.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

weekend dance party inspiration

sweaty slipster dance party death match



pure sexy saucy class (no doubt i will now attempt to break this out at my darkest (see: drunkest) hour)




Monday, March 02, 2009

Limbaugh-Palin 2012


she's baaaaaaack....

Some Republican Glory Holester whose name I cannot recall announced the CPAC Straw Poll results on CSPAN yesterday amidst a dull roar of America loving and Obama hatin'. He made an allusion to MLK Jr's I have a dream speech by comparing the release of the straw poll results to the feeling of being "Free at last, free at last." WOW...really? An organization that had George "Macaca" Allen speak at its 2008 conference is co-opting a negro spiritual as quoted by MLK Jr. WOW. Then he said that 10,000 % of CPAC voters hate Obama.
Blah...here's some results:

“Thinking ahead to the 2012 Presidential election, who would you vote for as the next Republican nominee for President?”

Mitt Romney in 1st with 20% of the vote despite allegations of donning magical underwear and believing that if he believes hard enough he could become god.

Sarah Palin in 4th with an un-freaking-believable 13% of the vote despite allegations of stealing designer suits, shooting wolves from the sky and being mentally challenged. Oh yeah, and she was completely disowned by her party and God immediately following the announcement of the election results. I guess the elephant does forget.

"Who is your favorite conservative media personality on either tv or radio?"

Rush Limbaugh, everyone's favorite fatfeck pill-poppin' uncle, came in 1st with 26% of the vote followed by my personal heroes Bill "I pretended I won a Peabody" O'Reilly in 4th and Sarah "gurshdarnitwinkumsmcgee" Palin. I thought Bill O'Reilly was neither conservative nor liberal instead operating in a purgatory known as the "No Spin Zone" where only the facts matter.

meh. bored. presidentbarackhusseinobama. so there.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

who needs shiny and new?

i remain fascinated with all things deemed useless, antiquated and outmoded. for christmas i proclaimed my want, nay need, for a globe and a typewriter. b asked if i was planning a trip to the 1800s. despite their mocking, my roommates came through for me and m got me a miniature black and white globe for xmas. tres chic. i still lust for a typewriter and after discovering this in the bowels of the library, a card catalog.

also, does anyone remember the 1900s house? that show was brilliant. i watched it religiously on PBS in high school. soon my life will contain one small tidbit of similarity to theirs as i will be the lucky recipient of three gourmet cheeses a month brought directly to my doorstep. all i need now is milk delivery in glass bottles and one of those porcelain wash basins with a pitcher in my bedroom. ermmm...as i typed the previous sentence i remembered that i received two glass milk bottles from ikea as one of my birthday gifts this year. i guess everyone is well aware of my obsession with all things antiquated* and is keen to enable this obsession.

*i am quite certain there must be a word for "obsession with antiquated things". i must figure out what it is.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

inside in the city

once upon a time, long ago, bjd (not so much "before jesus died" as "before juris doctor", but chuh whatevs) i went out on thursday nights. tonight i had every intention of attending third thursday at raw so that i could sip on martinis and nat shermans and teeter around in stilettos and catch my first glimpse of taiga ermansons's fragile cross stitch on kleenex pieces. the last time i was at raw i planned to peek at them but there were several breakdancers breakdancing around in the room and i didn't feel like it was necessary to interrupt them. fortunately, i was able to check out hirokazu fukawa's A Thought at the Edge of the Continent: Manchuria to Siberia 1942 - 1947. this particular piece is "a sculptural installation using 60 fluorescent bulbs to simulate a Siberian blizzard." i wound my way through it for a bit until i became nervous that i would trip and ruin everything. it reminded me of tesla coils and the electrified lightbulb field in the prestige.

anyway, i didn't get to go tonight but hopefully i will make it to the artist talk on March 5th. in the meantime, i am listening to the pierces and writing and researching...blah


blores and whogs

so, it has been, like, forever since i have posted a blog to this particular blog. i fault my adult add and the fact that i am a total blog whore (blore? whog?). i join every blog that i am invited to and immediately dive in with earnest blogging away about some subject that has piqued my interest or tickled my fancy until, inevitably, i lose interest and my participation wanes. alas, my self-absorption has reared its pretty little head again and i have been dying to blog about my own personal interests and occasionally intriguing life experiences.

i recently celebrated a birfday and my roommates threw me a whimsical unbirthday party in wonderland.my parents, who are taking care to keep me cultured, took me out to barca and to raw to see the oscar nominated foreign film shorts. we ordered from the tapas calientes! menu at barca. i have to admit, the food sounds better than it tasted. i have been to some amazing tapas restaurants so perhaps i am being unfair but this place got fantastic reviews and frankly, i was not altogether that impressed. i hate to be a traitor but i think barcelona's fare is actually better. that being said, the crabcakes were pretty yum and my dad said the bacalao tasted just like his portuguese grandmother's homemade version. the giant pitcher of cava sangria was also a hit. i suppose i'll just have to go back and order the rest of the menu to see if it was a fluke.


Esalada de Bacalao////9
Bacalao, Chickpeas, Red Onions, Roasted Corn, Olive Oil & Sherry Vinegar
Vieras con Jamon Serrano////9
Seared Sea Scallops Wrapped with Spanish Ham over Garlic Bean Sauce
Chorizo Asado con Gambas al Ajillo////9
Grilled Spanish Chorizo, and Garlic Shrimp

Bollos de Cangrejo////9
Crabcakes with Spicy Remoulade


Setas del Monte Asadas con Mantequilla al Ajo////9
Wild Mushrooms Sauteéd with Garlic and Butter served with Crusty Bread




The shorts were great, riveting, heartbreaking, beautiful, the whole bit. My parents chose to see the foreign film shorts because they have subtitles but one of the films was from Ireland and therefore in English and sans subtitles. Whoops...I guess we didn't think that one through. Fortunately, it was only 12 minutes long. I loved them all but of course had special affection for the frenchie one, Manon on the Asphalt.

LIVE ACTION
Auf Der Strecke (On the Line) - dir. Reto Caffi (Germany/Switzerland)
New Boy - dir. Steph Green (Ireland)
Toyland - dir. Jochen Freydank (Germany)
The Pig - dirs. Tivi Magnusson and Dorte Høgh (Denmark)
Manon on the Asphalt - dirs. Elizabeth Marre and Olivier Pont (France)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The following is a complete list of the headlines from the May 8th broadcast of Democracy Now! Each headline contains such undeniable proof of the ruthlessness of capitalism, globalization, imperialism, and the Iraq war that I had to post them in their entirety. I think each headline speaks for itself and therefore no annotation is necessary (except to say that Amy Goodman is my hero).

One In Eight Iraqi Children Die Before the Age of Five

Iraq's infant mortality rate has soared by 150 percent since 1990 according to a new report by the charity Save the Children. One in eight Iraqi children now die of disease or violence before the age of five. In 2005 alone, 122,000 Iraqi children died before reaching their fifth birthday. Save the Children said Iraq's child-survival ranking is now the lowest in the world.

Sunni Vice President Threatens to Pull Out of Government
In other Iraq news, the country is facing a potential political crisis. Iraqi Vice President Tariq al-Hashemi has announced he will lead a withdrawal of Sunni politicians from the Cabinet and parliament if changes are not made to Iraq's constitution by May 15. Experts say the move could be a potentially devastating blow to reconciliation efforts within Iraq.

68 Killed in Iraq On Monday
Meanwhile at least 68 people died in Iraq on Monday including 13 in a pair of attacks in Ramadi. Earlier today a powerful car bomb exploded in the Shiite city of Kufa. 16 people died. Another 70 were wounded.

Iraqis Vow to Destroy "Wall of Occupation" In Baghdad
The Iraqi newspaper Az-Zaman is reporting today that the residents of the Baghdad neighborhood al-Azhamiya have vowed to destroy the wall that was built by U.S. forces to isolate the Sunni area from nearby neighborhoods. Residents of the area described the structure as the "wall of occupation." On Friday a member of the 82nd Airborne was shot by a sniper while inspecting the wall in Baghdad. The soldier is in stable condition.

Iraq War Hampered Recovery Efforts After Kansas Tornado
In Kansas, the death toll from last week's tornado in the town of Greensburg has reached nine. Governor Kathleen Sebelius said the town is devastated.

  • Kathleen Sebelius: "There really are no businesses, very few residences, no school, no hospital, the community is pretty well gone."
Governor Sebelius said recovery efforts have been hampered because much of the state's National Guard personnel and equipment is in Iraq and Afghanistan. Kansas lacks about half the large equipment it could use for recovery efforts and debris removal, including dump trucks and front loaders. More than 20 percent of its Humvees and all but four its helicopters were sent to Iraq. Kansas now has about 1,000 Guard troops serving in Iraq, Afghanistan and on the Mexican border. Sebelius said Kansas can't borrow equipment from other states because much of their equipment is in Iraq as well. Kansas has been forced to hire private contractors to help clear debris.

Most Democratic Candidates Support Enlarging U.S. Military
A new survey conducted by the Hill newspaper has found the majority of Democratic presidential candidates back increasing the size of the military. Last month Senator Barack Obama called for an increase in Pentagon spending and an extra 65,000 soldiers and 27,000 Marines. Senators Hillary Clinton and Joseph Biden and former Senator John Edwards have also backed building a larger military. The Hill reports that only two Democratic candidates -- New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and Congressman Dennis Kucinich -- are openly discussing cutting the Pentagon's budget.

Amnesty: China, Russia, Saudis Supply Arms to Sudan
Amnesty International has accused China and Russia of supplying arms to Sudan that are being used to attack civilians in Darfur, in breach of a UN arms embargo. Amnesty has also accused two close U.S. allies -- Kuwait and Saudi Arabia -- of supplying arms. Over 200,000 people have been killed in Darfur in recent years. Meanwhile on Monday officials from the United Nations and African Union met the head of the Arab League to discuss Darfur.

  • Jan Eliasson, UN special envoy for Darfur: "Practically everyone we have talked to has said there is no military solution. And if they say there is no military solution then there is only one logical conclusion, namely that there has to be a political settlement. So we would now hope to see all of the movements, we still have work to do in that respect, but hope that they will also be coming to those negotiations in good faith and be preparing themselves for real negotiations."

Chevron to Pay Fine For Paying Kickbacks to Saddam Hussein
The New York Times is reporting, the U.S. oil company Chevron is preparing to pay up to $30 million in fines for illegally paying kickbacks to Saddam Hussein for access to Iraq's oil before the U.S. invasion in 2003. The penalty, which is still being negotiated, would be the largest so far in the United States in connection with investigations of companies involved in the oil-for-food scandal. It appears Chevron began paying Iraq kickbacks in August 2000. At the time Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was a member of Chevron's board and led its public policy committee, which oversaw areas of potential political concerns for the company.

World Bank Panel Rules Wolfowitz Broke Bank Rules
Pressure is increasing on Paul Wolfowitz to resign as head of the World Bank. A high-level World Bank ethics panel has determined that Wolfowitz broke bank rules by arranging a pay package and promotion for his girlfriend. On Monday one of Wolfowitz's closest aides, Kevin Kellems, resigned. The New York Times reports European governments are trying to reach a deal with the Bush administration where Wolfowitz would soon resign and the U.S. would be allowed to pick the bank's next chief.

Latin American Nations Unite to Form Bank of South
Momentum is growing in Latin America to form an alternative to the U.S.-controlled World Bank. Venezuela and Argentina have already pledged more than one billion dollars to start the Banco del Sur, or Bank of the South. Brazil, Bolivia, Ecuador and Paraguay have all expressed support for the bank.

  • Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva: "We're meeting all the ministers to discuss what's the goal of this bank. Is it a bank for financing? Is it a bank to develop the region? How will each country participate? In what way will we participate? So to create a bank, it's necessary for us to have sustainability in the idea. It's important for it to be a financial institution of much credibility and, for that, we need to resolve all political divergence that may exist about the bank."
Last week Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez announced Venezuela would pull out of the World Bank and IMF.
  • Hugo Chavez: "We don't need to go to Washington, not to the IMF nor to the World Bank nor to anything. I want to formalize the exit of Venezuela from the World Bank from the IMF and from all of that. We don't need anymore to have a governor or a representative there. No, let's get out. We don't even want to be there and they return our money to us because now they owe us. They need to return our money to us because they owe us."

Two LAPD Commanders Reassigned After May Day Protest Violence
In Los Angeles, two high-ranking police department commanders have been reassigned over their role in the police department's violent crushing of a lawful immigrants rights rally last week. Police dressed in riot gear fired 240 rounds of rubber bullets and tear gas. Officers were seen on video clubbing protesters and journalists with batons. Overall 10 people – including seven journalists -- were taken to hospitals with injuries. On Sunday LA Police Chief William Bratton took 60 members of the police department's elite Metropolitan Division's B Platoon off the street.

Senate Probes Justice Dept Efforts to Limit Minority Vote
In news from Capitol Hill, the Senate Judiciary Committee has asked a former Justice Department civil rights chief to answer accusations that he was a central figure in a broad Republican strategy to suppress the votes of minority voters. Former Justice Department civil rights lawyers have alleged that the official -- Bradley Schlozman -- led a legal campaign aimed at making it harder for poor African-Americans, who tend to vote for Democrats, to meet voting requirements.

Canadian Company in Talks to Buy Reuters For $18 Billion
In media news, the Canadian company Thomson Corporation is in talks to buy the British news organization Reuters for nearly $18 billion. If the deal goes through, the merger would result in the world's largest news and financial data company.

Tenet Makes $2.3 Million From Companies Profiting Off Iraq War
Investigative reporter Tim Shorrock of Salon.com has revealed that former CIA Director George Tenet has made at least $2.3 million since he left the agency by working for four corporations that are directly profiting from the so-called war on terror and the war in Iraq. Tenet did not disclose any of his corporate ties in his new book "At the Center of the Storm." Tenet sits on the board of directors of L-1 Identity Solutions, a major supplier of biometric identification software used by the U.S. to monitor terrorists and insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan. Tenet is also a member of an advisory board for Analysis Corporation which is designing terrorist watch lists for the government. Tenet also serves on the boards of two other government contractors, Guidance Software and Kinetic.

Former Marine Recruiter Jailed for Abusing High School Girls
In Wisconsin, a former Marine recruiter has been sentenced to one year in jail and three years on probation after he was accused of sexually assaulting two high school girls that he met at their school during a recruiting trip. A 17-year-old girl said the Marine – Donny Rage - groped her in his recruiting office and attempted to have sex with her at a party. One of the victims said "He had a gun in his room and he was forcefully telling me what to do and forcefully telling me how to do different things. I was scared and I felt I didn't have the right to leave the room." Last week Rage pled guilty to one charge of false imprisonment. Prosecutors agreed to drop seven other charges as part of a plea deal.

Amnesty: Native American Women 2.5X More Likely To Be Raped
A new report from Amnesty International has revealed that Native American women are more than two and a half times more likely to be raped or sexually assaulted than women in the United States in general. Studies show that one in three Native American women will be raped during their lifetime. Amnesty said many rape cases are never prosecuted because there is confusion regarding tribal and county jurisdiction. It is estimated that 86 percent of rapes against Native women are committed by non-Native men, but tribal councils have no jurisdiction over non-Native offenders even if the crime takes place on tribal lands.

Harvard Students Stage Hunger Strike to Support Security Officers
And students at Harvard University have entered their sixth day of a hunger strike in support of a living wage and better working conditions for security officers at the school. About 11 students from the Student Labor Action Movement began the hunger strike in an effort to pressure the university to intervene in negotiations between the security officers and their employer, AlliedBarton, which is one of the nation's largest contract security personnel companies.

Thursday, March 29, 2007



I just started reading Alice Wexler's Emma Goldman: An Intimate Life and discovered the origin of the phrase "beyond the pale." Emma Goldman was born in Russia where during the late 18th and early 19th century Jews were forced to live within the Pale of Settlement. Within the Pale they were denied economic, social and literal mobility. Upon reading that description I began to wonder if that was the derivation of the phrase and lo



The expression beyond the pale, meaning outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour, came much later. The idea behind it was that civilisation stopped at the boundary of the pale and beyond lay those who were not under civilised control and whose behaviour therefore was not that of a gentleman.

Also, in hot pursuit of one of my goals in life--coining a phrase or term--I became very excited when I thought I had invented cubiclism...which is, of course, cubicle art. A google search turns up only 13 results which leads me to believe that I have de facto invented cubiclism. In any case, the definition I would attach to cublicism is not art intended for the cublicle but rather art created from and inside of the cublicle. Think paper clips, post it notes, staples, stamps and otherwise. I have some abstract post-it art that I think will exemplify what it is I am looking for. I think I will create a cubliclism blog and ask for entries!

Lastly for your viewing pleasure:

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Multimedia Artists Project Peace Images On Verizon Building in NYC
In New York, a group of multimedia artists engaged in an anti-war action last night near Ground Zero. The Glass Bead Collective set up a massive light projector and beamed 200-foot-tall projections of peace images on the side of the Verizon building. The projection could be seen throughout lower Manhattan.

Ann Coulter Still Really Really Sucks and dresses like a dominatrix...just for fun though! Maybe she should try to actually read books instead of just devouring them rabidly with her razor sharp jaws and salivating. I'm not defending democrats but her comments about voting for a democrat being akin to voting for a 1984 style dystopia in light of the current administration is just laughable. Fortunately it appears that she has just gone completely off the deep end and will likely end up in a glass room with electrodes attached to her with a man in a white coat spoon feeding her applesauce in the next 5 years.

Monday, February 05, 2007

News of the &%$!&!

Even Evangelical Christians draw the line at scary mysogynistic "purity balls." No, it's not a sex toy, it's just the creepiest thing you've ever heard of.

The Father Daughter Purity Ball is a memorable ceremony for daughters to pledge commitments to purity and their fathers to pledge commitments to protect their girls. Because we cherish our daughters as regal princesses—for 1 Peter 3:4 says they are “precious in the sight of God”—we want to treat them as royalty.




Democracy vs. Jihad. The embedding for this youtube.com video has been disabled by request. I wonder why... Funny thing is, this crackpot video isn't such a far cry from that notorious republican party advertisement that aired over a year ago.










Monday, January 29, 2007

Mitt Romney channels G Dubs by bashing the french, the gays and stem cell research while engendering fear of theocratic world rule!!!

During the National Review Conservative Summit in DC, this past Saturday former Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney, who saw his state legalize gay marriage and led the call for universal healthcare desperately attempted to purge any ounce of progressiveness, social justice or acceptance that may have besmirched his record during his governance of Massachusetts. His bid for the republican nomination for president has turned him and other formerly relatively sane republications such as John McCain into neo-conservative right wing hawk apologists. Romney went so far as to describe his paranoid vision of an Islamo-fascist new world order for his conservative coconspirators. Read it and weep.

details and photos of this weekend's anti-war protest (that other thing which happened in DC this weekend) coming soon...

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Until the new year my entries will be short and sweet, if by sweet I mean sick, sad and sarcastic.

My suggestion for post-Christmas glut reading material is Barbara Ehrenreich's Nickle and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America. Libertarians, eat your hearts out (it may be the only sustenance you can afford on minimum wage.) The rest of you will never again experience a guilt-free moment. Revel in it masochists.

My nomination for this Christmas' Scrooge is none other than, G Dubs himself. This year instead of getting a lump of coal. You get to be a lump of coal.
Futility at its finest

In closing, Happy Kwanzaa from Tony Snow who wrote in 1999, as a syndicated columnist (and later White House Press Secretary,) "There is no part of Kwanzaa that is not fraudulent."
Parts of Kwanzaa certainly seem suspect, namely its originator, Ron Karenga. But, if there is one thing that no part of is not fraudulent, it's White House Press Secretaries.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Democrats schem-ocrats...well country, thanks for throwing us a bone and rejecting most of the complete idiots bidding for senate seats. Thanks to you George Allen will not be Virginia's Senator. The best thing that can be said about his opponent, victor Jim Webb, much like that of Rick Santorum's opponent in Pennsylvania, Bob Casey, is that the respective Democrats are NOT George Allen or Rick Santorum.

Fortunately giving the boot to Allen has more significant consequences than just keeping him out of the Senate. The man representing the "real" Virginia had plans to have a go at the presidency. His hopes were dashed, which is as good a proof as any that there is in fact a G_d (and yes perhaps it's time to start showing some respect given the evidence). Then again, Mitt Romney is hell bent on a presidential campaign trail. Rumors of a vulcan mind meld between him and Jeb Bush are running rampant. If there is one monarchical, oligarchical family lineage style reign over this country that I want to see continue it is that of the Bushes. Perhaps Romney's Mormon induced lifestyle of abstinence will keep the jack&coke&coke away from the kiddies...perhaps.

Items to feel good about in that "oh shit I just backed my car into someone but at least they aren't going to sue me" way

Democrats takeover the House and Senate

Items to feel good about in that "Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face way"

Rumsfeld gets the boot

Items that should make you want to deep throat an exhaust pipe

*Appointment of anti-abortionist, abstinence only pusher Eric Keroack, a Marblehead, Mass. obstetrician and gynecologist, to oversee the federal Office of Population Affairs and its $283 million annual budget

*OJ Simpson's recent foray into the spotlight with "If I did It" maybe R. Kelly can write him a theme song



Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The White House Just Don't Understand

Thanks BBC news for your in depth reporting and totally non-biased review of the government's decision to post what you describe as "sharp and witty" anti-drug ads on youtube.com. Recently, LEAP blogged and posted a press release referencing the determination by independent evaluating company Westat Inc. that these ads not only failed to inhibit drug use but actually exacerbated the problem.


"The only significant effect indicated in the relationship between campaign exposure and self-reported drug use was that more 12-1/2 to 13-year-olds and girls were trying the drug after seeing the ads."

"We want people to take this issue seriously and get the right facts about illegal drug use," says Raphael Lemaitre from the White House Drugs Office of the anti-drugs ads. Interesting statement from a representative of an organization that daily publicizes total misrepresentations of facts about illicit drugs and warps statistical data to fit their ill conceived points. Moreover, the very advertisement campaigns being discussed in this particular context rarely, if ever, detail the effects of the drugs in question, opting instead to utilize "sharper and wittier" tactics such as having a kid sprint away from a dog or shove his fist in his mouth and state, "I'm am idiot. I'm doing stupid things, and that ain't me."

The so-called MTV generation may be precocious and saavy but it's a bit much to expect anyone to glean anything intelligible about drug use from these adverts. Fortunately, it appears that some are educated about the propaganda generated by government controlled prohibitionist agencies.
"When people see that these videos are from the government they'll probably just back-click out of them," 14-year-old Axel Kabundji said.

Unfortunately it appears that there are still others who wish to use more insidious tactics such as
Michael Cornfield, professor of political management at George Washington University. "The government should start recruiting young people to use MySpace, the social networking website," he says. "To spread the anti-drugs message, peer pressure is always more effective than suggestions from the government."

Does this sound eerily 1984-esque to anyone else?


read the full text of the original article below:

YouTube used for 'war on drugs'
By Nick Miles
BBC News, Washington

Scene from a US government anti-drugs message on YouTube
Some teenagers were sceptical about the government's tactics
Since the 11 September 2001 attacks on America, the US government's "war on drugs" has been rather overshadowed by its "war on terror".

Now the White House is using one of the internet's fastest growing websites to spread its anti-drugs message.

The site, YouTube, allows people to put video material on the web that can then be watched by anyone with access to a computer and some simple software.

The site shows more than 100 million videos a day.

It is particularly popular amongst teenagers and there is an anti-establishment feel to many of the videos posted on it.

When, for example, you type in the key word "marijuana", hundreds of clips come up advocating its use.

The government's anti-drugs messages are now competing for attention alongside them.

The theme of many of them is how teenagers can avoid caving in to peer pressure.

Sharp and witty

One shows a guard dog at a lumber yard chasing a teenage boy. A voiceover from the boy tells us that his friends persuaded him to smoke a joint and then try to outrun the dog.

"I'm am idiot. I'm doing stupid things, and that ain't me," he says.

Another shows a group of teenage boys lounging on a couch after having smoked marijuana. One of their friends abstains, and tells the audience all the things that he could be doing whilst his friends lounge around in a drug-induced haze.

The videos are sharp and witty and they have all previously been aired on television stations in America.

"This has already been worth it because we are making people feel more connected to the government and this has not cost us a cent, it has been a good policy," says Raphael Lemaitre from the White House Drugs Office.

"We want people to take this issue seriously and get the right facts about illegal drug use."

Over the last 20 years government figures show a 30% reduction in the number of people regularly using illegal drugs - that is more than 7m fewer users.

But teenage drug use has not fallen as rapidly.

In the computer room at a youth club in Silver Springs near Washington, there is a degree of scepticism about the government campaign on YouTube.

"When people see that these videos are from the government they'll probably just back-click out of them," 14-year-old Axel Kabundji tells me.

"People will say: 'What's the government ever done for me? Forget it'."

'Counter-productive'

Fifteen-year-old Gabriel Sanchez was slightly more positive. "Maybe someone might stumble across one of these messages and get something out of it," he tells me.

It is hardly a ringing endorsement and that comes as no surprise to Michael Cornfield, professor of political management at George Washington University.

"All the research suggests that the more anti-drugs ads you show teenagers, the more likely they are to actually take them. When the government says something is bad, it's seen as cool," he says.

Mr Cornfield, who has studied how the internet is used for influencing social trends for more than a decade, believes that there could be a more effective anti-drugs strategy.

"The government should start recruiting young people to use MySpace, the social networking website," he says.

"To spread the anti-drugs message, peer pressure is always more effective than suggestions from the government."

Friday, September 22, 2006

Snookered in Virginny

Oh Virginians, it's time to admit it. You guys are screwed. Your options for U.S. Senate are between a racist sexist douchebag and a racist sexist doofus. George Allen is now infamous for repeatedly displaying his bigotry as prominently as the Confederate flag he once hung in his home and wore as a pin in a highschool year book photo (why don't you just throw a pointy white hood on before your interviews and avoid the probing questions). Jim Webb is only slightly less of a disaster calling Affirmative Action "state sponsored racism" and calling for women to stay out of the military. The latter statement he has since retracted.

George Allen the next Martha? We could only be so lucky!

George Allen on Decorating:

Confederate Flags make lovely wall hangings. They also cover up the safe where I keep my Klan gear.
I recently saw both contenduhhhs interviewed on NBC's Meet the Press. Tim Russert asked Sen. Allen about an AP article documenting his decision to display the confederate flag in his home and office as well as a noose in his office. Allen dodged the noose question and explained that the Confederate flag stands for southern pride and history giving the tired equivocation every bigoted racist sputters out when confronted with their decision to swaddle themselves in it: it's about the history and culture of the south. He claimed that later in life he learned the lesson that the confederate flag represents oppression for blacks. How did he discern this complex and sensitive lesson, you ask? Why from his experience with football. Football, he explained, is a meritocracy where race doesn't matter. Recent accounts from his football buddies contradict these claims.

Rope can add a delightful whimsy to any room. Just create a small slipknot on one end and it will dangle gently from any houseplant.
Russert, of course, did not the push the noose question.
Here's how the Richmond Times Dispatch originally reported it in 2000:

U.S. Senate candidate George Allen wears his conservative heart on the sleeve of his cowboy shirt and makes no bones about his commitment to law and order. Visitors to his old law office near downtown Charlottesville used to see a grim and graphic reminder of his view of criminals.

Dangling from a ficus tree in the corner was a noose, a reminder that the Republican politician saw some justification in frontier justice.

And here's how Allen's own campaign manager described it in a Washington Post story during the campaign:

Christopher J. LaCivita, Allen's campaign manager, said the noose was one item in a collection of cowboy memorabilia that Allen displayed in his Charlottesville law office in the early 1990s.

Far from being a racially charged symbol, the noose was an emblem of Allen's tough stance on law-and-order issues, LaCivita said.

George Allen on Etiquette and Social Graces:

When introducing a new guest, make him or her feel at home by using racial slurs from wherever you suspect they are really from

Yes, this is in reference to Allen's word vomit when he called attention to Webb's campaign volunteer, S.R. Sidarth, by saying "Let's give a welcome to macaca here. Let's give him a welcome to America and the real world of Virginia." In the Meet the Press interview Allen claimed that he MADE UP THE WORD. What a scholar!

Ahh, I am sure you have seen it already but it's worth another gander:



The best advice I can give Virginians....move.