Limbaugh-Palin 2012

she's baaaaaaack....

Some Republican Glory Holester whose name I cannot recall announced the CPAC Straw Poll results on CSPAN yesterday amidst a dull roar of America loving and Obama hatin'. He made an allusion to MLK Jr's I have a dream speech by comparing the release of the straw poll results to the feeling of being "Free at last, free at last." WOW...really? An organization that had George "Macaca" Allen speak at its 2008 conference is co-opting a negro spiritual as quoted by MLK Jr. WOW. Then he said that 10,000 % of CPAC voters hate Obama.
Blah...here's some results:

“Thinking ahead to the 2012 Presidential election, who would you vote for as the next Republican nominee for President?”

Mitt Romney in 1st with 20% of the vote despite allegations of donning magical underwear and believing that if he believes hard enough he could become god.

Sarah Palin in 4th with an un-freaking-believable 13% of the vote despite allegations of stealing designer suits, shooting wolves from the sky and being mentally challenged. Oh yeah, and she was completely disowned by her party and God immediately following the announcement of the election results. I guess the elephant does forget.

"Who is your favorite conservative media personality on either tv or radio?"

Rush Limbaugh, everyone's favorite fatfeck pill-poppin' uncle, came in 1st with 26% of the vote followed by my personal heroes Bill "I pretended I won a Peabody" O'Reilly in 4th and Sarah "gurshdarnitwinkumsmcgee" Palin. I thought Bill O'Reilly was neither conservative nor liberal instead operating in a purgatory known as the "No Spin Zone" where only the facts matter.

meh. bored. presidentbarackhusseinobama. so there.