Democrats schem-ocrats...well country, thanks for throwing us a bone and rejecting most of the complete idiots bidding for senate seats. Thanks to you George Allen will not be Virginia's Senator. The best thing that can be said about his opponent, victor Jim Webb, much like that of Rick Santorum's opponent in Pennsylvania, Bob Casey, is that the respective Democrats are NOT George Allen or Rick Santorum.

Fortunately giving the boot to Allen has more significant consequences than just keeping him out of the Senate. The man representing the "real" Virginia had plans to have a go at the presidency. His hopes were dashed, which is as good a proof as any that there is in fact a G_d (and yes perhaps it's time to start showing some respect given the evidence). Then again, Mitt Romney is hell bent on a presidential campaign trail. Rumors of a vulcan mind meld between him and Jeb Bush are running rampant. If there is one monarchical, oligarchical family lineage style reign over this country that I want to see continue it is that of the Bushes. Perhaps Romney's Mormon induced lifestyle of abstinence will keep the jack&coke&coke away from the kiddies...perhaps.

Items to feel good about in that "oh shit I just backed my car into someone but at least they aren't going to sue me" way

Democrats takeover the House and Senate

Items to feel good about in that "Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face way"

Rumsfeld gets the boot

Items that should make you want to deep throat an exhaust pipe

*Appointment of anti-abortionist, abstinence only pusher Eric Keroack, a Marblehead, Mass. obstetrician and gynecologist, to oversee the federal Office of Population Affairs and its $283 million annual budget

*OJ Simpson's recent foray into the spotlight with "If I did It" maybe R. Kelly can write him a theme song